Fishing Lessons

Korean Fishing TV lessons:

1. Koreans will eat (and go nuts about catching) fish that, under most circumstances, I would consider bait due to their small size.

2. Cane pole fishing is apparently a lot harder than I thought, or at least it looks that way on tv.

3. The only proper way to announce that you have a fish on the line is to say "Hee-tuh"

4. Regardless of the size of the fish you are catching, you will likely need to spend your life savings on the following items to catch them: 30 rods and reels of assorted sizes; fishing outfit consisting of coordinated colors from head to toe; a ridiculous hat; some sort of massive bag to carry everything in that also matches your outfit

5. Reeling in your fish with a motorized fishing reel is common practice when deep sea fishing.

6. Artsy shots of you looking out over the water, complete with feathered hair, makeup, and the already mentioned color coordinated outfit, are just as important as shots of you catching fish.